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| TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Thats where Becca's creativity ended.
So, it was Becca-Tom date night yesturday evening. I dont know about you guys, but there is something exciting about dating an about to be married women. What?
Anyway, Shirley and Helen went to Baton Rouge last weekend to elope. I wish them the best of luck there.
Rojas did a great job on the Baskin childrens birthday partys last weekend, so guess what, he gets the flippin day off. 2000 props (electronic and otherwise) to Rojas. | | |
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Intern
Support Group Contract
I, ____________________, hereby commit to three weeks of
daily, intense exercise and self control when it comes to my eating. This includes approximately one hour of
exercise, six days a week whereby I am focused on challenging my abilities in
the pursuit of elevating my physical performance. In addition, I will restrict my alcohol
intake to special occasions including, but not limited to, the last karaoke
bash at the Ranch and final intern blow-out week. I will also try to terminate my consumption
of all food two to three hours before bedtime.
I will endeavor to be conscious of when and why I eat and will, to the
best of my ability, simply eat to satisfy my nutritional needs as opposed to my
emotional needs. Oreos and white-cheddar
popcorn do not satisfy my nutritional needs.
I will also do my best to make healthful food choices.
Furthermore, throughout this season at Camp
Champions I recognize that I have
rarely, if ever, been able to attain this level of focus for a continuous
period of three or more weeks. I also
realize this contract is solely with myself and the members of my intern
support group and carries no rewards, penalties or punishments other than those
associated with the reflection of the strength of my character. Oh, except for
the fact that I will be utterly humiliated and chastised by my support group
members if I fail at keeping my solemn word in this contract.
My goal in these three weeks is to lose _____ lbs. By signing this contract I understand that I
will be monitoring my progress with a scale in the office weekly. I also understand that the specifics of my
diet are not outlined by this contract, and therefore it is my responsibility
to take an active role in choosing healthy foods that are low in refined sugars
and saturated fats. Finally, I
understand that my personal appearance is not my only concern, but I am also
responsible for supporting my fellow contract-signers and encouraging their
success. The contract will not be fulfilled if I am the only member to obtain
my goal.
_____________________________
Your
Signature
This is a little contract that I typed up for the office intern gang as
we have all been doing far too much breakfast taco-eating and
beer-drinking. We have all officially signed our individual
contracts as of this date, the Twentieth of April, the year Two
Thousand and FIve. This will be a long and arduous task that will
not come easily, but we're ready. We all have to make sacrifices,
be it breakfast tacos, white cheese popcorn (tears were literally shed
over this point), or boone's farm wine-imposter beverages. Wish
us luck as we will need it.
helen, cc office intern 2005
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| WELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED Camp Champuions INTERN BLOG!
So, to kick off this BEEEE-AHHH, we are introducing a new feature here.
Its called the "What would they be doing if they didnt work at Camp
Champions" put together by John and Tom
Elaine: Cocktail Waitress, High Powered CEO
Wiggy: Smug Insurance Salesman, Night Club Owner
Soni: High Priced Trial Attorney, Piano teacher
Clinton: Auto Mechanic, Bar and Grill at Bowling Club owner
Shannon: Pre-K teacher, Muesam Curarator<->CIA Agent (The curarator thing is just a front)
Steve-Motivational Speaker, Pastor, 1930's Oil Baron
Susie: Gunsmith
Jim: Pool Shark, Pro Fuel Drag Racer, Ambassador to Sweden.
Chef John: Knife Fighter
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| I GOT UPDATES. I got this thing on LOCK D. Lock down for the layperson. One thing I do know, that we are done recruiting counselors. I would like it noted that we DESTROYED every past recruiting team in terms of quality of people and speed with which we ended our mission. My point. None.
So, what does that mean for the rest of the spring? No idea. Right now I am working maintance around camp. Go ahead, laugh at the thought of me nailing 2X4's into stuff. But no one is laughing when that 2X4 is holding the stairs up that your standing on. BAM!
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| Tom here.
My domination on the camp trail continued today at UL-LA. I dont think Camp realizes that my contract is coming to an end this August, or that camps all over the country are offering me more money.
Whatever.
Crawfish Boil at the Shirley house tonight. That was fun. I enjoyed it. Crawfish and Tom dont mix, but I appreciate the effort anyway. US Mail and Crawfish DO go together however, so I am mailing my parents some crawfish. BOO YA!
Tommarow we are at LSU and Southern. Yep, I know what your thinking.
"Tom, are you about to make a mockery of the other camp's at tommarows LSU camp fair?"
And the answer is yes, yes we will.
Shirley is an effective recruiter, who has his own style. Wiggy continues to close deals like a young Pablo Escobar, without the crime and drugs and being one of the richest men in the world thing. | | |
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